Today Perkko tried to climb our tree to heaven. She almost got there, but then she got hungry and returned to Earth. She had breakfast in bed with her mother [see below].
That cat is a liar! That is not her mother! I saw her downstairs eating shoelaces and conducting earthquake drills all Sunday. The only one having conversations with Bonnie is that quack Mitzi Gaynor. She claimed to be a massage therapist and now I can't feel my hind legs. Roadside animals UNITE!
so i was eating some tapioca pudding yesterday when all of a sudden something aggressively bit my leg.
i looked down and it was that crazy tiger ... the one with the soccer button. after running around frantically in circles she finally released her grip and she retreated to kathmandu.
every day i look out the window and watch her. she is now a kathmandu greeter ... just like at walmart. she returns snide looks and pretends that i don't exist. she'll rue the day!
Bonnie shared the news that Perkko, an avid Ms. Marple fan, is planning an unscheduled attack on Poncho Man, when he is least expecting it. possibly when he is filling his face with vegan turkey.
That cat is a liar! That is not her mother! I saw her downstairs eating shoelaces and conducting earthquake drills all Sunday. The only one having conversations with Bonnie is that quack Mitzi Gaynor. She claimed to be a massage therapist and now I can't feel my hind legs. Roadside animals UNITE!
ReplyDeleteso i was eating some tapioca pudding yesterday when all of a sudden something aggressively bit my leg.
ReplyDeletei looked down and it was that crazy tiger ... the one with the soccer button. after running around frantically in circles she finally released her grip and she retreated to kathmandu.
every day i look out the window and watch her. she is now a kathmandu greeter ... just like at walmart. she returns snide looks and pretends that i don't exist. she'll rue the day!
Bonnie shared the news that Perkko, an avid Ms. Marple fan, is planning an unscheduled attack on Poncho Man, when he is least expecting it. possibly when he is filling his face with vegan turkey.
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